Friends are Jealous of Your Success

Why are we friends if you won’t help me achieve my goals? Misery loves company. You want to say you knew me when, but not help me get there. Why not try to ride the waves to the top with friends you think will be successful? You are as successful as the people...

Girls, Here’s 3 Ways to Stop Dating Assholes

Don’t be that girl – the one who dates assholes all the time and complains about guys being assholes. I’ve seen and heard it so much, I had to write a helpful guide for girls to find better mates: 1 If you keep fishing in the same pond, you’ll...

Girls are More Vain than Guys

I honestly think girls are more vain than guys because of the kind of bullshit they allow from hot guys. Like, the guys who are 9s and 10s can basically do anything and girls will just allow it and keep fucking them. But those same actions from a guy who’s an 8...

What It’s Like Being the Introverted Extrovert

I spent a lot of time alone as a kid – didn’t have friends. I played a lot of video games to escape. I found comfort there… But then the need for human connection got the best of me and I learned to make friends quickly and easily. So here’s...
Playoff Baseball and the 2016 World Series

Playoff Baseball and the 2016 World Series

I love playoff baseball. It’s so exciting. The atmosphere is amazing. So much hangs on every pitch now. And we’re down to the final 8 (in less than 48 hours it could be six). If the Indians and Blue Jays face off in the ALCS, we’ll have a team in the...